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the great Luke Ski's songs from "The FuMP"!

            Luke and several of his friends from the comedy music community have come together to start a new website called "The Funny Music Project", a.k.a. "The FuMP" (http://www.theFuMP.com). Their mission is to post two new free downloadable comedy songs every week!  Each song will be available for free for 4 weeks, after that, they will cost $.99 each (They will also be available on FuMP compilation CDs). Luke Ski will be posting at least one new track per month there, below are some embedded play buttons so you can give these songs a listen!  To download the songs, read the lyrics, and get the HTML Embed codes (so you can embed the FuMP audio players for these songs in your websites and blogs), go to the website of The FuMP! Remember, funny music is alive, and free!


LUKE SKI ONLINE VIDEOS!

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Fanboy by Electric Ocean, using live clips and footage from GenCon SoCal 2004. (.RAM)

Peter Parker by Jered Perez (.AVI)

Back One Week To The Future by Jered Perez (.AVI)

House Party At Arkham Asylum by Amalor Myrnnyx & Dragon (.AVI)

You Don't Know Jack by Shana, aka Yuuki Miaka / Postal Pichu (.WMV)

Stealing Like A Hobbit by Shana, aka Yuuki Miaka / Postal Pichu (.WMV)

Vader Boy by Shana, aka Yuuki Miaka / Postal Pichu (.WMV)

Wannabe A Slayer by Shana, aka Yuuki Miaka / Postal Pichu (.WMV)

A Man Named Jayne by Shana, aka Yuuki Miaka / Postal Pichu (.WMV)

Ranma Soutome by Leah Hibbs of Doki Kitty Productiions. (.WMV)

Coming soon: 

Grease Wars by "Blasted Bill" Putt (.AVI)

If anyone is interested in making their own fan-made music videos for Luke Ski songs, please e-mail me at LukeSki@Juno.com. Submissions that I like (and that list my name, song title, album it's from, and that you can get it at www.LukeSki.com at the beginning and/or end of the video) will be posted here for all the world to see.  Refer to the 'Coming Soon' list to see what songs already have dibs on them.

FREE MP3s!!!

That’s what the Internet is all about, baby!  Here are a few MP3s of Luke Ski music for you to download and enjoy.  If you like these, you may want to consider purchasing some of my CDs from the Catalog page and/or the Fan Club page of this site.

From my main four album releases:

Baby Got Brak

A parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot about "Space Ghost: Coast To Coast" & "Cartoon Planet".  From the album “Carpe Dementia”, available at the Catalog page.

Jon Archer

A parody of "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz, about the Star Trek prequel TV show, "Enterprise".  From the album “Worst Album Ever”, available at the Catalog page.

Bring The Joy

A parody of "Bring The Noise" by Public Enemy with Anthrax, about the "The Ren & Stimpy Show".  From the album “unCONVENTIONal”, available at the Catalog page.

My Name Is Al Bundy

A parody of “My Name is” by Eminem, about the TV show “Married... With Children”.  From the album “Uber Geek”, available at the Catalog page.


From the fan club exclusive album releases:

Luke Ski Mega Mix: Version 1.3

So you've never heard of Luke Ski before and you'd like to find out what his comedy parody dementia music is all about in one convenient sound file? Or perhaps you're a hard core Luke Ski fan who wants some high tempo dementia you can dance to? Well, in either case, get your ultimate Luke Ski fix right here by taking a techno walk down memory lane with the "Luke Ski Mega Mix: Version 1.3". Relive the greatest hits from his first three professionally released albums: "Fanboys 'n da Hood" & "Shadows of the Bunghole" (a.k.a. the "Psycho Potpourri" collection, circa 1996 & 1997), "Carpe Dementia" (circa 1999), and the first two home-produced fan-club exclusive CD releases, "Forgotten Fishheads: Volumes 13 & 27" (circa 2000). It's comprised of sound clips from 27 of Luke Ski's most popular tracks, cranked up to 127 beats per minute, for 13 block-rockin' minutes of pure Luke Ski ass-kicking dementia!  From the fan club exclusive album “Forgotten Fishheads: Volume ZERO”, available at the Fan Club page.

C’Mon Ride The Bus: Mass Transit Remix

In honor of the 22nd anniversary (September 14th, 2002) of "Weird Al" Yankovic's live "Dr. Demento Show" recording of his immortal mega-hit "Another One Rides The Bus", that legendary day when Al first met Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz and a band was born, I have taken my 20th Anniversary tribute song "C'Mon Ride The Bus" (A parody of “C’mon ‘N Ride It (The Train)” by the Quad City DJs), and remixed it into a triple-extended cram-packed pop-culture dementia dance jam for all of you Yankovic, Demento, & Luke Ski fans out there!  Who's all heard riding on this bus?  Luke Ski?  Weird Al?  Dr. Demento?  Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz?  Musical Mike?  Damaskus?  SuLu?  Whimsical Will?  The Frantics?  The Vestibules?  The Royal Canadian Air Farce?  Firesign Theatre?  Cheech & Chong?  Ralph Kramden?  Otto?  Mrs. Crabtree?  Even Adam Sandler?!?!  The only way to find out is to keep your modem above 50 miles an hour, so you computer doesn't explode!!!  From the fan club exclusive album “Forgotten Fishheads: Volume ZERO”, available at the Fan Club page.

The History Of Dementia & Dementia Revolution - Opening Theme Song

It's time for all you newbies to get schooled in the past seven decades of comedy music.  This is the full length prologue & theme song to my internet comedy audio show "Dementia Revolution", complete with example sound bites and a dissertation written by 'the great Luke Ski' and exquisitely read by narrator Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad.  If you want to find out how to tune into the show on Thursday nights at 8 PM Central, then visit the "Dementia Revolution" page.  This one file represents the first 2 tracks from the fan club exclusive album “Forgotten Fishheads: Volume 42”, available at the Fan Club page.

Everyone's Free To Earn Profit

Portraying Quark from "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine”, Luke Ski kicks some Ferengi wisdom in this parody of Baz Luhrmann's "Everyone's Free To Wear Sunscreen".  Recorded live at GenCon 1999.   From the fan club exclusive album "Forgotten Fishheads: Volume 13", and also “Are We Stalling For Time? the great Luke Ski: LIVE at GenCon: 1994 ~ 2004”, both available at the Fan Club page.

Nummy Muffin

This is a cover version of the "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" song "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter", done to the tune of the Beastie Boys' song "Intergalactic".  It was done for a comedy music radio show called "Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter" in 1999, and the latter verses mention the hosts of this great show.  From the fan club exclusive album “Forgotten Fishheads: Volume 27”, available at the Fan Club page.

Crazy Lovesick Fool

Recorded live at "Dementia: 2001", this cover of Brak's immortal love song from the TV show "Cartoon Planet" was recreated brilliantly by Luke Ski as 'Brak', and Chris Mezzolesta from Power Salad as 'Zorak' (and on keyboards).   From the fan club exclusive album “Forgotten Fishheads: Volume 69”, available at the Fan Club page.

Yes, We Have No Bananas (live at MarsCon 2004)

From the "MarsCon 2004 Dementia Smackdown Concert", it's a live version of the last track from "Worst Album Ever", my Gilbert-Gottfried-does-punk-rock cover version of the folk classic, featuring 'The Nick Atoms'.  From the fan club exclusive album “Forgotten Fishheads: Double Feature”, available at the Fan Club page.

I Kissed A Squirrel  

A parody of "I Kissed A Girl" by Jill Sobule about the characters 'Birdseed Bobby and Dusty' from "Ray TV".  If you really want to find out what this sing is all about, then go to the “I Kissed A Squirrel” Page and find out! Originally from the out-of-print album "Shadows of the Bunghole", it is now available on the fan club exclusive album “Psycho Potpourri!”, available at the Fan Club page.


Free Luke Ski MP3 of the month!  

The current free MP3's of the month below, will be up until at least May 1st, 2006:

February 2006's Free MP3 - "Rocky Horror" - requested by Marcus Johnson.
March 2006's Free MP3 - "Macho Man (Oooh Yeah!)" - requested by Mary Fugate.

To suggest a Luke Ski track that you’d like to see here in the future, just e-mail LukeSki@Juno.com with the subject line “I want my MP3!”, and your suggestion will be taken into consideration.  PLEASE NOTE:  For merchandising reasons, the following songs will NOT ever be the 'free MP3 of the month', so don't bother requesting them:  "What's Up Spock?", "Peter Parker", "It's A Fanboy Christmas", "Stealing Like A Hobbit", "The Pirate Song", "Ozzman", "Mr. Worf", "Vader Boy", & "Grease Wars".  I'm sorry if that disappoints you, but I gotta make some money too, y'know?  Also, please only request one song at a time.  I want to be fair and give everyone a chance to request the MP3s of their choice.

COMING SOON: The next free MP3s on deck are as follows:

April 2006's Free MP3 will be figured out as soon as I can go through my e-mail and make a list of the requested songs.

Past FREE MP3s of the month:

November 2002 - "You Might Be A Trekkie" - requested by Ben Huset
December 2002 - "Fanboy" - requested by FireForce14
January 2003 - "Rocky Horror" - requested by VegasEddie69
February 2003 - "Cornholio" - requested by Anthony Perdue
March 2003 - "Bender Roboto" - requested by Lee Waller
April 2003 - "Keanu Man" - requested by Mike "Perry" Boomshadow
May 2003 - "Macho Man (Oooh Yeah!)" - requested by Shawn "Moppy" Lloyd
June 2003 - "Hill" - requested by Jered Perez
July 2003 - "Cthulu Fthagn" - requested by William "Dewback" Erdmann
August 2003 - "Who Let The Frog Out?" - requested by Mike "Minnick27"
September 2003 - "Wannabe A Slayer" - requested by Phil Tom
October 2003 - "Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden?" - requested by Anthony "A-Logg" LoGatto
November 2003 - "Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues" - requested by Rachel Lunsford
December 2003 - "Titanic Monday" - requested by Christopher K. & Stacy Lafrennie
January 2004 - "In The Line Again" - requested by Arthur D. Rubi III, a.k.a. 'Stormtrooper Dave'.
February 2004 - "Mystery Science Theatre Picture Show" - requested by Rebecca Richards & Reverend Raven:
March 2004 - "Fruit Loops" - requested by Adam Demers.
April 2004 - "Funny Man" - requested by Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto.
May 2004 - "Rocky Horror" - requested by Brad Saunders.
June 2004 - "House Party At Arkham Asylum" - requested by Jay Rushton.
July 2004 - "Spam (Let The Pork Be Pork)" - requested by Kevin Smith.
August 2004 - "Quite A Man For An 'AL' Fan" - requested by David "Doggans" Ganssle & Kevin Smith.
September 2004 - "Cornholio" - requested by Superfun Digestive.
October 2004 - "Insane And The Brain" - requested by Jeff and Jen Brewer.
November 2004 - "You Might Be A Trekkie" - requested by "Kelly" & Kevin Smith.  
December 2004 - "The Doctor And William" - requested by Morgan Scopes.
January 2005 - "Bender Roboto" - requested by Michael Summers, Erik Dude K, & Barbara Stidham.
February 2005 - "Ranma Soutome" - requested by Carrie Dahlby.
March 2005 - "Because I'm Jedi" - requested by Matthew Dirks, Xg U, and Mary Fugate.
April 2005 - "Titanic Monday" - requested by Ali Mae "Yankovic".
May 2005 - "Keanu Man" - requested by Fahad Hussain.
June 2005 - "Wannabe A Slayer" - requested by Barbara Stidham,Nathan Land, and Mary Fugate.
July 2005 - "Mystery Science Theatre Picture Show" - requested by Jacob Saunders
August 2005 - "Men In Black (Klaatu Barada Nikto)" - requested by John Roth
September 2005 - "Trekkie Case" - requested by Derwood Bowen
October 2005 - "Resistance" - requested by Ali Mae "Yankovic".
November 2005 - "Back One Week To The Future" - requested by John Roth
December 2005 - "Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues" - requested by Rebecca Higgie.
January 2006 - "House Party At Arkham Asylum" - requested by Taryn.
February 2006 - "Rocky Horror" - requested by Marcus Johnson.
March 2006 - "Macho Man (Oooh Yeah!)" - requested by Mary Fugate.

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the GNOME Gnews GNOME Productions Catalog "the Dr. Demento Show": Stats & Information Dementia Revolution Tour Dates
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the Official Luke Ski Fan Club Luke Ski Top 50 Lyrics Links Free MP3s!!!
Gnews Archive Bio Reviews Contact Luke Ski's Online Art Portfolio