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The Official Luke Ski Fan Club: New Version, October 2004

            After months and years of planning, I'm finally ready to spring the new version of the Official Luke Ski Fan Club on the public. Many of you have been waiting for a long time for this, and I thank you and appreciate you for your patience. I think you will agree it was worth the wait. The reason the first version of the fan club went away was because my life simply wasn't conducive to keeping it going. I never had the time anymore to write and produce the fanzine, and I didn't own the necessary equipment to make the fan club CDs myself at the time. Now that things have changed somewhat in my life, I have decided to make the time and enlist some help to make this new version of the Official Luke Ski Fan Club a reality. So the first issue I need to address is: "What's the point?" Meaning, what is the point of joining the fan club? Being in the fan club is going to consist of three main things. And those things are:

            1. The New Luke Ski Fanzine. This fanzine is going to be a fan-run fanzine, rather than the fanzine I used to make "GNOME Improvement", which consisted pretty much of just me reporting on all the conventions I went to. I will be submitting things to it for inclusion, but I won't be the person putting it together. Super-fan Carrie Dahlby of Chicago, IL has volunteered to be the person in charge of creating the fanzine, which will be 12 pages per issue, and be sent off quarterly. The subscription rate will be $5.00 per year, which also pays for your membership into the Official Luke Ski Fan Club. Carrie and I want the fan club members to regularly contribute to the fanzine whatever they feel like contributing, like concert reviews, CD or song reviews, fan art, or whatever, as long as it in some way relates to Luke-Ski-fandom. There will also be fan bios in each of the issues, which will put the spotlight on you. 

            2. Fan Club Exclusive Luke Ski CDs. When I started the first version of this fan club in 2000, I created a two-CD set called "Forgotten Fishheads: Volumes 13 & 27" which were given to the fan club members. These CDs contained all my early audio creations, from 1986 to 2000, along with some new bonus tracks. Now that I own the computer hardware and software necessary to burn & print the materials up on my own, I am bringing them back, and releasing 6 additional fan club exclusive albums. While they are home-produced CD-R albums, I feel they are the most professional looking and sounding albums of this type I have ever seen, and are well worth the price I am asking for each of them. Each album comes in a black plastic slim-line CD case, and liner notes which are printed up on 8 ½ by 11-inch binder paper, so you can start your own Luke Ski Fan Club binder (there will be more stuff like that offered in the future, lyric sheets, etc.). 
            These CDs can only be ordered on-line through the fan club. Fans must join the fan club by paying the membership fee (which subscribes you to the fanzine) to be allowed to order the CDs. To save you the extra transaction, I will allow people to pay for the initial subscription and purchase the CDs at the same time via PayPal. The CDs are as follows, listed in the order I'd recommend you get them (assuming you don't plan to buy them all at the same time):

Psycho Potpourri 
Price - $15.00
The songs on this CD were originally released on the albums "Fanboys 'n da Hood" (1996) & "Shadows of the Bunghole" (1997), which have been out of print for a while now. My original intention was to release this as a professionally printed album, just like "Carpe Dementia", "Uber Geek", and "Worst Album Ever". However, my finances don't allow for that at the moment, so I am making it available now on this CD-R version which I will be selling both at my live shows and on-line to fan club members. If and when this album does get professionally printed and released, I will be willing to exchange a CD-R version for a pro version if you like, either in person or via the snail mail by sending me the CD-R and a self-addressed stamped envelope. Of course, hard-core fans may want to keep the CD-R version as a rarity, but that's entirely up to them.

1. Intro - 0:33
2. Humpa Hound - 3:42
3. My Name Is Fred - 1:57
4. Ranma Soutome - 3:39
5. Cruis'n USA - 2:04
6. Spam (Let The Pork Be Pork) - 3:47
7. KFC Bitch - 3:10
8. Funny Man - 4:31
9. The Doctor And William - 4:30
10. Pamela - 3:36
11. Murder Was The Play - 3:15
12. Gump - Live, 3-9-96 - 2:28
13. All I Want To Do Is Shoot Some Guns - 4:14
14. Aliens Just Don't Understand - 5:15
15. Trekkie Case - 2:55
16. Fantastic Voyager - 3:56
17. Thank Q - 3:51
18. Viva Las Nagus - 2:28
19. Gowron Said Knock You Out - 3:43
20. Born To Lose - 3:58
21. I Kissed A Squirrel - 3:15
22. Outro - 0:29
Total length: 72:12

Forgotten Fishheads: Volume 13 
Price - $10.00

This is disc 1 of the 2-disc set that was originally offered to the fan club in 2000. The first 3 tracks are bonus tracks that were new back then, and the rest are a more-or-less chronological archive of the early career of Luke Ski. Since Volumes 13 and 27 were designed to go together as a set, I highly recommend purchasing both of them at the same time.

1. Use The Force - 4:15
2. Everyone's Free To Earn Profit - 5:17
3. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - 1998-99 Badger High School Jazz Ensemble, featuring Michael Sienkowski - 2:57
4. This is Luke Ski's PSYCHO Potpourri! - 0:44
5. Immature Amateur Adolescent Animator - 3:17
6. '86 Cody Cabin Song - 0:42
7. Weird Guys Rap - 3:35
8. To All Da Girls I've Loved Beefor - 3:29
9. Things That Make You Go Rar! - 1:13
10. You Down With Gnome? Hee Hee! - 4:06
11. Gnome on the Range - 4:49
12. Duke of Earl - written by J. Styles, by Luke Ski's PSYCHO Potpourri - 3:10
13. My Life Til Now - 3:37
14. Humpa Hound - Buttmunch Remix - 3:53
15. And Now It's Time For Raymond P. Whalen - 0:24
16. Taco Bell - Ray TV - 1:21
17. I'm De Man! - the Mannequin Boys / Ray TV - 2:18
18. the Michael McGee Song - Frozen Scream - 1:28
19. the Whistling Song - Vomit Face - 1:50
20. Proctologist Man - Frozen Scream - 2:25
21. Gimmie A Break - 0:27
22. Gimmie A Break - Slim Jim Remix - 0:21
23. K.B. Bongs R Us - 0:55
24. NRA Freedom Answering Machine - 0:41
25. My Momma Don't Wear No Socks - Kansas City ComedySportz '94 - 5:12
Total length: 63:25

Forgotten Fishheads: Volume 27 
Price - $10.00

This is disc 2 of the 2-disc set that was originally offered to the fan club in 2000. The first 3 tracks are bonus tracks that were new back then, and the rest are a more-or-less chronological archive of the early career of Luke Ski. Since Volumes 13 and 27 were designed to go together as a set, I highly recommend purchasing both of them at the same time.

1. Hey ALCON '98! - 3:10
2. Are You?! - by J.T. (a.k.a. DJ Skrabble) - 3:13
3. Play That Filky Music - Power Salad, with the great Luke Ski - 3:29
4. Enter Der Feuhrer - 3:27
5. Cheesy Movie - Curse My Soul - 2:42
6. Rasta Eye (hidden track) - 0:34
7. Gump - Live, 3-9-96 - 2:28
8. Mr. Versatility - 2:41
9. I Kissed A Squirrel (original recording) - 3:07
10. Funny Man ("the Dr. Demento Show" edit) - 3:58
11. Demented News, 7-6-97 - Whimsical Will - 4:17
12. Keanu For Pepsi - Ray TV - 2:05
13. Dueling Arnolds - Ray TV - 0:23
14. John Carridine Col Lampin - Ray TV - 1:48
15. Dueling Keanus - Ray TV - 0:33
16. I Don't Know How To Read - Ray TV - 0:39
17. Dueling Billy Connollys - Ray TV - 0:33
18. Keanu For Pepsi (dirty version) - Ray TV - 2:14
19. It's Mancow - 2:51
20. Phone Massages - 3:16
21. Halitosis - Sudden Death, featuring the great Luke Ski and None Of The Above - 3:38
22. Nummy Muffin - 1:51
23. He's Crazy Jay - 1:55
24. Gnome Productions - performed by the Original GNOME Productions Crew - 5:57
Total length: 61:50

Forgotten Fishheads: Volume 42 
Price - $10.00

This is the first of the new fan club discs compiled in 2004. "Volume 42" contains (1.) songs/tracks that were written & created by Luke Ski alone, and (2.) songs/tracks that were written and created by Luke Ski along with collaborative help from another artist.

1. The History Of Dementia - narrated by Chris Mezzolesta - 12:50
2. Dementia Revolution - Opening Theme Song - 2:19
3. The Spongy Dance - 4:57
4. A Man Named Jayne (live at the Browncoat Ball 2004) - 5:54
5. Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden? - with Keeter Man and Chris Mezzolesta - 2:34
6. The Weed Fart Song (live at Dementia 2001) - a 'Ray TV' song - 4:07
7. The Chinowa Theatre - a 'Ray TV' sketch, with Keeter Man and Blasted Bill - 4:11
8. Buford & Reefis' Pawn Shop - a 'Ray TV' sketch, with Tony Goldmark - 2:49
9. Preconceptions News Entertainment Report (live at MarsCon 2004) - from Shockwave's 'Let's Play Doctor' - 4:21
10. Mommy's Broken (Gilbert Version) - a Worm Quartet remix by the great Luke Ski - 0:34
11. Map Light - featuring Worm Quartet - 2:01
12. Dementia Radio I.D. - Brak and Zorak - I wanna listen! - with Chris Mezzolesta as 'Zorak' - 0:13
13. Luke Ski vs. Art Paul (with 'Pink Pants', live) - featuring Art Paul Schlosser - 6:14
14. Dementia Radio I.D. - Gilbert - Tony is my friend, yes. - 0:36
15. Luke Ski vs. Tom Smith (live at ConGlomeration 2004) - featuring Tom Smith - 3:50
16. Dementia Radio I.D. - Dale Gribble - So there! - 0:12
17. Batten Down The Hatches - 'Sex Kittens From Mars' original cast live, by the great Luke Ski and Brian Wild - 3:50
18. Dementia Radio I.D. - Brak and Zorak - Looney Looney Looney - with Chris Mezzolesta as 'Zorak' - 0:25
19. Mister Band - by the great Luke Ski and Bob Monschien, for the UW Madison Varsity Band 2003 Spring Concert - 3:00
20. Dementia Radio I.D. - Gilbert - 'Throwing Up A Dream' - 0:45
21. Fangirls, Shake That Booty! (live on 'the Dr. Demento Show') - featuring Hot Waffles - 5:55
22. A Bizaar Ending - Extended Alternate Version - featuring Art Paul Schlosser - 1:19
Total length: 73:07

Forgotten Fishheads: Volume 69
Price - $10.00

"Volume 69" contains (1.) songs/tracks that were written & created by other artists that feature Luke Ski in some way, (2.) remixes by other people, (3.) songs/tracks totally by other people what were gifts to Luke from close friends, (4.) cover versions, (5.) karaoke performances, and (6.) leftovers from "Fanboys 'n da Hood" & "Shadows of the Bunghole".

1. Movie Trailer - extended Gilbert rant version (radio edit) - by Tony Goldmark, featuring the great Luke Ski - 5:37
2. Talk Like A Pirate Day (live at PenguiCon 2004) - by Tom Smith, featuring the great Luke Ski & Steve Jackson - 6:11
3. Both Sides Of Star Wars Now (live at MarsCon 2004) - by the Nick Atoms, featuring the great Luke Ski - 5:49
4. I'm A Lesbian Too - by God-Des, featuring the great Luke Ski - 0:46
5. White Boy Rap - from Chris Waffle's 'All-U-Can-Eat Buffet Of Musical Madness' - 0:15
6. Hap Hipple - an Eric Houg remix of 'White Boy Rap' from Chris Waffle's 'All-U-Can-Eat Buffet Of Musical Madness' - 0:37
7. Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Fanboys - by Mike 'Burle' Guthrie, at the Wedding Rehearsal Dinner - 5:39
8. Luke and Stephanie - by George Macas Jr., with the great Luke Ski & friends - 3:12
9. I Don't Give A Shit About Your Website (live) - by Worm Quartet, featuring the great Luke Ski - 5:45
10. Thermometer of Doom (live at 2BCon II) - by Worm Quartet, with the great Luke Ski & Tony Goldmark - 0:40
11. Pac-Man Is Naked And So Should You (live) - by Worm Quartet, featuring the great Luke Ski - 2:15
12. I Still Know You're A Fish - by Worm Quartet, with the great Luke Ski (a cover of a Tony Goldmark song) - 2:04
13. The Pirate Song (live at ALCON III) - by Tony Goldmark, featuring the great Luke Ski - 2:56
14. Crazy Lovesick Fool (live at Dementia 2001) - a cover song, featuring Chris Mezzolesta and Tony Goldmark - 2:00
15. Mama Rap (live at Dementia 2001) - a cover song, featuring Keeter Man - 2:07
16. Just A Gigilo - Luke Ski's 30th birthday Karaoke performance at Pedro's - 4:46
17. 'Mr. K' by Amy, Luke, J.T., & Michael - 2:06
18. Wahdedah-dee - 3:07
19. 'Ninja Butt' from Ray TV - 0:29
20. 'I'm Not A Fishy' by Frozen Scream - 2:54
21. '104.3 Cory Rocks' from Ray TV - 1:06
22. 'Barn Dance Fever' by Frozen Scream - 1:16
23. 'That Phat Track' from Ray TV - 0:58
24. 'Jackie Chan' by Frozen Scream - 1:54
25. 'John Carridine' from Ray TV - 1:19
26. 'Lost In America' by Frozen Scream - 1:37
27. If I Had $1,000,000 - Gilbert & Nelda Karaoke performance at Pedro's - 5:15
Total length: 73:47

Forgotten Fishheads: Double Feature
Price: $10.00

This fan club CD has two extended-play programs on it. The first program is the "MarsCon 2004 Dementia Smackdown Concert", featuring the great Luke Ski, Tony Goldmark (www.TonyGoldmark.com), "Worm Quartet" (www.WormQuartet.com), and "The Nick Atoms" (www.TheNickAtoms.com), with a guest appearance by Eric Coleman (http://members.aol.com/ericcoleman/). In the show we perform many of our own hits, as well as cover versions of some well-known dementia tunes, like "Nobody Loves The Comedy Band" by Raymond & Scum (www.RaymondAndScum.com) and more. The second program is "Behind The Looney: The Brak Story". An audio fan fic based on "Space Ghost: Coast-To-Coast" and "Cartoon Planet", this piece was written by Tony Goldmark for an episode of his Internet show "The Looney Bin". It features Tony as the narrator, the great Luke Ski as Brak, and Chris Mezzolesta of "Power Salad" (www.PowerSalad.com) as Zorak and Space Ghost.

1. MARSCON 2004 DEMENTIA SMACKDOWN CONCERT!!! - Dr. Demento's intro - 1:39
2. Nobody Loves The Comedy Band (live at MarsCon 2004) - performed by the great Luke Ski, Worm Quartet, Tony Goldmark, and the Nick Atoms - 3:39
3. Dementia Smackdown intro - 1:09
4. The Ballad Of Optimus Prime (live at MarsCon 2004) - featuring the Nick Atoms - 5:54
5. I was pirate before pirate was cool - 0:59
6. the Pirate Song (live at MarsCon 2004) - by Tony Goldmark, featuring the great Luke Ski - 3:12
7. Enough obscure Adult Swim references - 1:27
8. Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie And Contains Very Little Eskimo (live at MarsCon 2004) - by Worm Quartet, featuring Tony Goldmark and the great Luke Ski - 2:24
9. The part of Luke's wife will be played by ShoeBox - 1:24
10. Map Light (live at MarsCon 2004) - featuring Worm Quartet - 2:02
11. ShoeBox's witty comeback - 2:12
12. Marie Provost (live at MarsCon 2004) - performed by Eric Coleman - 2:56
13. Luke belches lamely - 0:51
14. The Sign Of A True D-Fan (live at MarsCon 2004) - featuring Tony Goldmark and Worm Quartet - 5:36
15. This music's gonna end - 0:28
16. Yoda (live at MarsCon 2004) - performed by the great Luke Ski, Worm Quartet, Tony Goldmark, and the Nick Atoms - 3:50
17. Oh, that thing - 0:13
18. Yes, We Have No Bananas (live at MarsCon 2004) - featuring the Nick Atoms - 3:08
19. Dementia Smackdown outro - 0:29
20. BEHIND THE LOONEY: THE BRAK STORY - A 'Looney Bin' sketch by Tony Goldmark, featuring the great Luke Ski and Chris Mezzolesta - 29:20
Total length: 73:04

Are We Stalling For Time? - the great Luke Ski: Live at GenCon: 1994 ~ 2004 
Price - $10.00

This CD was released at GenCon Indy 2004 as a 10th Anniversary compilation, in honor of my tenth GenCon performance, commemorating the first decade of my comedy music career. This CD contains excerpts from every performance I ever did at GenCon in Milwaukee / Indianapolis, including my first ever live performance of Luke Ski material, "What's Up Spock?" at GenCon 1994. Other tracks of note are: The original uncut takes of "You Might Be A Trekkie" from 1998 with bonus jokes from 1999, the Game Informer saga, the original piano demo version of "It's A Fanboy Christmas", a live singing of "Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues", and lots of improved jokes, voices, and riffing from when I was 'stalling for time'. This CD will only be available on-line through this fan club, or for sale at live performances at GenCon conventions.

1. What's Up Spock? - first ever public Luke Ski performance - GenCon 1994 - 4:35
2. Viva Las Nagus - GenCon 1995 - 2:20
3. Are we stalling for time? - Sure, I can do that - GenCon 1997 - 0:20
4. Resistance (accapella) - GenCon 1997 - 3:39
5. Captain Kirk's Day Off - GenCon 1997 - 1:23
6. R.I.P. Jadzia - GenCon 1998 - 0:24
7. You Might Be A Trekkie - uncut take of A-list material - GenCon 1998 - 5:58
8. Are we stalling for time? - I came prepared this year - GenCon 1998 - 0:28
9. You Might Be A Trekkie - uncut take of B-list material - GenCon 1998 - 3:32
10. Entertain us! - GenCon 1998 - 0:22
11. You Might Be A Trekkie - additional & alternate version jokes (edit) - GenCon 1999 - 2:12
12. Are we stalling for time? - Luke's dating service, flying microphones, & Profit intro - GenCon 1999 - 2:54
13. Everyone's Free To Earn Profit - GenCon 1999 - 5:16
14. Stone Cold Steve Austin Powers International Man Of Mystery - GenCon 1999 - 0:56
15. Requiem for DS9, & The Worst Star Trek Jokes EVER! - GenCon 2000 - 1:23
16. Game Informer: Part 1 - GenCon 2000 - 1:21
17. That Maihar'du! - GenCon 2000 - 0:58
18. It's A Fanboy Christmas (demo music piano version) - GenCon 2000 - 10:56
19. Are we stalling for time? - No flying microphones - GenCon 2000 - 0:26
20. Triple live Luke Ski encore 2000!, & Gilbert says hello - GenCon 2000 - 0:38
21. Play That Filky Music - by Power Salad, featuring the great Luke Ski - GenCon 2001 - 3:45
22. Bender Roboto - GenCon 2001 - 4:59
23. Game Informer: Part 2 - GenCon 2001 - 1:58
24. Are we stalling for time? - Five years in a row - GenCon 2001 - 0:32
25. Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues - GenCon 2001 - 2:44
26. Klaatu Barada Nikto for my bunghole - GenCon 2001 - 0:42
27. Crazy Lovesick Fool - featuring Power Salad & Tony Goldmark - GenCon 2001 - 2:23
28. Milton and his chicken wings - GenCon 2001 - 0:20
29. Wannabe a Marsters - GenCon 2002 - 1:12
30. Are we stalling for time? - Six years in a row - GenCon 2002 - 0:22
31. Thank you Anne Brown, see you all in Indy! - GenCon 2002 - 0:52
32. Do I have some albums, Tony? - GenCon 2003 - 0:10
33. House Party At Arkham Asylum (involuntarily shortened version) - GenCon 2003 - 3:04
34. Are we stalling for time? - Seven years in a row - GenCon 2003 - 0:36
Total length: 73:55

Forgotten Fishheads: Volume ZERO 
Price - FREE PRIZE, A PROMOTIONAL ITEM, WHICH IS NOT FOR SALE

"Volume ZERO" contains (1.) the rarest, most sought-after Luke Ski track ever made, (2.) clips of Luke Ski hitting #1 on Dr. Demento's Funny 25 twice, (3.) live or alternate versions of Luke Ski songs, (4.) miscellaneous leftovers from Volumes 42 and 69, and (5.) Luke-Ski-created Mega Mixes. This CD "Volume ZERO" is a free prize for members of the Official Luke Ski Fan Club and will never be for sale. Find out how to get one after the track listing.

1. ***The rarest, most sought-after Luke Ski track ever made*** - 3:19
2. 'Peter Parker', #1 on Dr. Demento's 'Funny 25 of 2002' announcement edit - 1:37
3. Dementia Radio I.D. - Keanu - CUT!!! - with Keeter Man - 0:16
4. 'Stealing Like A Hobbit', #1 on Dr. Demento's 'Funny 25 of 2003' announcement edit - 1:37
5. BORED Tour 2002 Theme Song - 1:19
6. Mystery Science Theatre Picture Show (Chipmunk Version) - an Eric Houg Remix - 3:41
7. My Name Is Fred (live at Dementia 2001) - 1:47
8. Keanu Man (live at MarsCon 2003) - featuring Rock And Roll Ray - 5:32
9. The Ballad Of Optimus Prime (live at ConGlomeration 2004) - with Tom Smith - 5:06
10. Sirius Black (live at MarsCon 2004) - by Tony Goldmark, featuring the great Luke Ski - 4:12
11. Dementia Radio I.D. - Zorak - Nugget Of Joy - by Chris Mezzolesta as 'Zorak' - 0:56
12. Don't Touch Me (live at Dementia 2001) - a cover song, featuring Chris Mezzolesta - 0:56
13. Firefly Medley Sing-along (live at the Browncoat Ball 2004) - two Firefly cover songs - 2:44
14. The Humpty Dance - Luke Ski's 30th birthday Karaoke performance at Pedro's - 5:10
15. Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Gilbert & Nelda Karaoke performance at Pedro's - 8:54
16. Dementia Radio I.D. - We're Professionals - with Tony Goldmark, Keeter Man, and Blasted Bill - 0:44
17. Luke Ski Mega Mix - Version 1.3 - 13:00
18. C'Mon Ride The Bus - Mass Transit Remix - 12:35
19. Dementia Radio I.D. - The End - with Tony Goldmark, Keeter Man, and Blasted Bill - 0:17
Total length: 74:00

            So, you're wondering how you can get your hands on "Volume ZERO"? Well first of all, you need to be a paid / subscribed member of the Luke Ski fan club. Secondly, you need to already own all of the other fan club CDs that you personally need to complete your Luke Ski collection first. Now on this requirement, I am willing to make some exceptions because some of you already own the original release of "Forgotten Fishheads: Volumes 13 & 27" from the 2000 fan club, some of you already own either "Fanboys 'n da Hood" & "Shadows of the Bunghole" or the "Psycho Potpourri" compilation, and some of you already own "Are We Stalling For Time" from having bought it at a GenCon show. I am willing to allow for this, so you don't have to pay for CDs of music that you already own. So, the easiest way to earn a free copy of this CD is to complete your Luke Ski collection by ordering all the fan club CDs you need all at once. If you do that, I will include the "Volume ZERO" CD as a free prize in your order. Consider it to be the 'Complete-ist Fanboy Happy Meal' or something. 
            Now, some of you might be a bit tight on money, and not be able to afford to buy all the other CDs at once. That's fine, you can order them one at a time or however suits you best until you have a complete collection sans "Volume ZERO". Once you've hit that point, you can win the CD by doing a little Luke Ski fandom homework assignment. The current assignment is to type up the lyrics to a Luke Ski song and e-mail them to me. Now it can't be just any song, you need to e-mail me at LukeSki@Juno.com about it, and I will e-mail you a list of songs to choose from. You tell me which one you're doing, and I'll make note of it so no one else will be able to type up the song you've chosen. If there are parts of the song you can't decipher, just take your best guess and I will make corrections before posting them at www.LukeSki.com on the lyrics page. There will be other ways to win the CD in the future, but we will leave it at this for now.

"May The Farce Be With You"
Price - $10.00

“May The Farce Be With You” is an all “Star Wars” Comedy Compilation CD by the great Luke Ski, featuring appearances by The Nick Atoms, Worm Quartet, and Sudden Death.  It was available to the general public at live shows and at LukeSki.com for the summer of 2005, to commemorate the release of the last Star Wars movie.  Once the CD "unCONVENTIONal" was released, the album became only available to members of the Official Luke Ski Fan Club.

1. Just Say No To Midichloriens – featuring Worm Quartet
2. Use The Force
3. In The Line Again
4. Because I’m Jedi
5. Vader Boy – featuring Carrie Dahlby and the Nick Atoms
6. Star Wars Episode III Press Conference – by Sudden Death, featuring Worm Quartet and the great Luke Ski
7. SKI! True Hollywood Story - the first Star Wars Movie
8. Grease Wars – featuring Carrie Dahlby as Princess Leia
9. Bad, Bad Boba Fett
10. Y.O.D.A.
11. Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues
12. You Might Be A Trekkie ("Star Wars" excerpts)
13. The Star Wars Chanukah Song (excerpt from "It’s A Fanboy Christmas")
14. Both Sides Of Star Wars Now (live at MarsCon 2004) – arrangement and lyrics by the Nick Atoms, featuring the great Luke Ski
15. Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues
16. SKI! True Hollywood Story - Tune in next time

Length: 54:33 minutes - http://www.thenickatoms.com – http://www.wormquartet.com – http://www.suddendeath.org

FYI: This is "Version-C" of this release, the final version.  For the hard-core fans that are curious as to what the differences are between the three versions; "Version-B" had pre-final-mixdown versions of "Vader Boy" and "Grease Wars".  "Version-A" had pre-final-mixdown versions of "Just Say No To Midichloriens", "Vader Boy" and "Grease Wars", and were missing the two "SKI! True Hollywood" tracks and "Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues".  If you are a fan who got "Version-A", e-mail me at LukeSki@Juno.com, and I will e-mail you MP3s of the missing tracks from "Version-A".

            Back to the general fan club information…

            3. Other Stuff! I'm going to do my best to come up with other cool things that you'll like to keep you the happiest and most satisfied fans in the history of dementia music. As I mentioned before, the fan club CD liner notes will be copied up on 8 ½ by 11-inch binder paper, so you can start your own Luke Ski Fan Club binder. As well as the liner notes, you could keep your issues of the fanzine in it, lyrics sheets, autographs, photos, whatever you want! You could even ask me to draw an illustration on the cover when you see me at live performances! For the immediate moment, since finishing up the first batch of fan club pre-orders from 2003 has kept me so busy, the only thing I can offer as an extra fan club exclusive incentive is a cyber-coupon for $5.00 off all Luke Ski Caricatures that cost more than $5.00 (see the On-Line Art Portfolio page for caricature info). I have a lot more ideas brewing in my head (including full color posters, five T-shirt designs, and a convention/party called 'LukeSkiCon'), so just hang tight and I'll keep you posted on whatever new fan club exclusive stuff I can come up with to please all of you.

            I guess what I'm trying to say is, what else this fan club will become is dependent on what the fans want to do with it. I need your help to get this thing started and keep it alive. I hope you all are happy with what I'm offering, and I eagerly await the new membership / subscription & CD orders to come. Thanks for reading, and I look forward to hearing from you all soon. 
                                                                                                                        ~ the great Luke Ski, October 18th, 2004

THE OFFICIAL LUKE SKI FAN CLUB
PayPal Order Price Guide:
$5.00 = The New Luke Ski Fanzine - 1 year fan club membership / 4 issue subscription
$15.00 = Psycho Potpourri - CD
$10.00 = Forgotten Fishheads: Volume 13 - CD
$10.00 = Forgotten Fishheads: Volume 27 - CD
$10.00 = Forgotten Fishheads: Volume 42 - CD
$10.00 = Forgotten Fishheads: Volume 69 - CD
$10.00 = Forgotten Fishheads: Double Feature - CD
$10.00 = Are We Stalling For Time? - the great Luke Ski: Live at GenCon: 1994 ~ 2004 - CD
FREE if requirements are met. = Forgotten Fishheads: Volume ZERO - CD

Unfortunately, I can't accept online payments at this time.  So for now you'll have to order it the old fashioned way, by mailing me a check or money order.  So drop me an e-mail at LukeSki@Juno.com, and I'll e-mail you my snail mailing address so you can place your order.  I apologize for the inconvenience, and I am making every effort to get back my ability to accept orders online.

If you're confused on what you think your total is supposed to be for your desired order, just e-mail me at LukeSki@Juno.com and ask me whatever questions you need to clear things up.

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